And To Humor You...

I believe.

ATTENTION: I figured out why I'm fat. The shampoo I use in the shower that runs down my body says. "for extra volume & body." I am going to start using Dawn dish soap instead, it says 'dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."


And that should at least cause you to think about having a smile on your face. :)

And Where Did I Go?

I have been recently quite occupied with school, sociableness,
and almost obtaining sleep.

I have almost terminated my account on the event (or, rather, un-eventfulness)
of this lack of activity. So, do not be surprised, my whole two followers, that I am on a extended hiatus.

And this is my almost most sincere apology.

~J Brothersen.

And what is in the Marry Poppins bag? Day 12

What is in my bag?

Prepare yourself, this may take some perseverance!

Lipgloss

Tissues

Batteries

Leatherman

Tissues

Headphones

iPod

Hymns

Scriptures

Planner

Notebook

Phone

Flashlight

Keys

Gum

Flashing dog collar dog tag thing

3 Mechanical pencils

1 Pen

2 3X5 Notecards

Toothbrush

2 Small tubes of toothpaste

Schedule

Lotion

Gummy snack wrapper

Lint Roller

Chapstick

Dollar bill

Contact card

Composition notebook

Light-sensitive palm tree

ect.

And the real question ought to be: What could I not fit in there?

And Who Are My Siblings? Day 11

My Siblings.

Should I begin by answering the question I asked or skip it all together and simply state that my sisters are the best that could have ever been allowed to have and it is most likely a very good thing that I have no brothers. I have only two sisters.

I think that my second idea was much better than the first and still is relevant to the question. My sisters are the most kind, thoughtful, supportive, teasing, fun-loving, hard working, humorous, ludicrous, exquisitely beautiful... (ect. because of my lack of extraordinary vocabulary) ... sisters that I could ever have and are perfect in my eyes.

And this is like trying to scratch a diamond with your fingernail, the diamond of course representing how highly I think of my sisters.

And I Wore... Clothes hopefully! Day 10

In effect of my de-bloggness I am compiling the days I missed in one day to try to get 

myself back on track. Thank you for your patience (especially since I gave 

you no choice).

What I wore today.

My attire consisted of a headband, covered with a white ribbon, a BYU long sleeve blue shirt, black tank top, my favorite jeans, a most favorite pair of socks, and my Nike shoes. As per usual, I adorned myself with my class ring and my favorite YW virtues bracelet.

Do not become giddy thinking that I am going to be an all star BYU Molly Mormon. You would then find disappointment in the knowledge that though I do enjoy supporting BYU, I would like to go to the University of Utah for my future education.

And for the purpose of being concise, I shall stop there for now.

And What Is It That You Believe? Day 09

A few days behind...

My Beliefs.

I believe, and have come to my own knowledge, that the only complete and true church on the earth at this time is the restored gospel of Jesus Christ, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.

I believe that families can be together for longer than forever, but in fact, eternity.

I believe that there is a time and a purpose for everything.

I believe that only one person who has dwelt on this is was perfect, and he 

is Jesus Christ.

I am nowhere near to pretend that I am perfect.

I believe that work is required in all things.

Silly, ludicrous, beliefs.

The number zero does exist.

Cats are one of the most selfish, and self serving (if they must) creatures on the earth.

Mosquitos have few other purposes besides to pester those who change water irrigation lines and those cast members in the Mormon Miracle Pageant, most particularly those in the Christ in America Scenes.

"Life is pain... anyone who tells you otherwise is selling something" 

(-The Princess Bride)

Though, I must point out, you do not know pain without the intense joy that 

also exists in life.

This list is a continual work in process. Some things I hope to keep 

permanent, others may change!

And so, that is not the end!

And it was the moment I saw 'Tall, Dark and Handsome'! Day 8.

A moment.

My day has been incredibly eventful from sharing the fact of the poor quality of teaching my english professor has, to watching a large carpet rug being twirled on one hand, being taken to Africa, to seeing that one who was 'Tall, Dark, and Handsome'.

This one was filled with something that filled me with surprise, and gave me so much energy to laugh and act silly.

Practically like consuming liquid sugar!

No, no boy in my life do not fret.

Yes. Tonight I was introduced to Apple Beer.

'Twas a exciting moment!

Bahahahahahahaha!!!

(Yup, still on that sugar high!)

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And I hope I fooled you. I thought it was incredibly mischievous.